So, what do you need to know? Well for a start… I am a human. Yes, I am one of those young persons who stands somewhere on this giant floating ball that we call earth! I flail my pale white arms back and forth all day and wait for the cover of darkness, during which time failing to be productive is generally considered acceptable. *(I say standing but that really would depend on the day. For instance, some days I prefer sitting, and some days I prefer more of a lying down position.)
Let’s just clear one thing up from the start. This blog is for me. It’s going to be my place of refuge from a world of fake tits and the latest case of “guess who’s got themselves a new beach body!” So if you wouldn’t mind not destroying it, I’d be quite grateful.
I don’t entirely know how often I’ll post here. I’d like to say weekly… but then I’m making promises, and it’s generally best to avoid that feeling of disappointment whenever possible. But you are welcome to join me on my travels, who knows… it might just be quite amusing?